11/18/2023 0 Comments Seahawks mitchell schwartz![]() As I said the other day about not trusting the Royals, that goes for the Nats too.Īndrew Vaughn – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 20th homer. Convinced if Josiah Gray is good it will be despite the Nats. Josiah Gray – 6 1/3 IP, 2 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 4.07. ![]() If you have Alf in a league, you’re killing at least one cat. Suwinski now, there’s no tomorrow.Īlfonso Rivas – 1-for-3 and his 3rd homer. Absolutely will be in this afternoon’s Buy column because he’s been hot for about ten days. Jack Suwinski – 2-for-3 and his 25th homer. *receiving Direct TV signals from tinfoil hat* Getaway Day! Mitch Keller – 8 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 4.04. Though, I prefer to talk about how Elly De La Cruz was pinch-hit for late by Senzel? Woof, Daddy. Everyone on the Reds is interesting, and I like Friedl a lot. Steer? There’s only two weeks left! Hit the pedal! ![]() Spencer Steer – 1-for-4 and his 21st homer, hitting. I’m not sure if I even knew who Reese Olson was in March! Moving on! I grabbed Vierling as a batty call yesterday, and *blows on knuckles, wipes knuckles on shirt* Damn it! Why did I have ketchup on my knuckles? Vierling is also in this afternoon’s Buy column, so you can wait for that, or act now, snitches!Īkil Baddoo – 2-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 10th homer. Matt Vierling – 1-for-3, 2 runs, 4 RBIs and a slam (9) and legs (6). Does anyone know any voodoo doctors so I can do a curse on my opponent?” In March, “I feel pretty good with Jeffrey Springs, Drew Rasmussen, Lance Lynn, and Robbie Ray.” In September, “I’m holding Reese Olson for the final two weeks because of matchups. Reese Olson – 6 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 4.30. Marlins’ pitchers have a patch on their uni that reads “MIA” and it’s not for Miami, it’s for their missing shoulders. Nothing else.Įury Perez – 4 2/3 IP, 3 ER, ERA at 3.06. Without looking at Houser’s game log, I’m going to guess every start of his is either 5 IP, 2 ER or 4 IP, 3 ER. So, naturally!Īdrian Houser – 5 IP, 2 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.53. So, what happened to my conspiracy theory for Kelly? Well, smartie pants, Kelly is a girl’s name, and his ERA is 3.45, which is SHE on a calculator upside-down. McNeil’s because he can’t McStand! Bam! I McNailed him! No? You’re right. Jeff McNeil – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 9th homer, 2nd homer in four games. Kodai Senga was no different. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball: I tell you draft about 10 pitchers around pick 120 to 150 overall, and they mostly work out. Speaking of which, I present to you frequent commenter, Oaktown Steve’s comment from yesterday that everyone should read: Was it because it was Thursday? Who’s to say? (It was.) I begged people to draft Senga this year, as he was going around 175 overall and an absolute steal. Take my hand metaphorically! Let go of my hand, you weirdo! So, Kodai Senga (6 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 2.95) threw another gem. This conspiracy theory, that the lamestream media is saying is more misleading than The Clinton Kill List, might just be confirmation basis, but, I ask you, gentle reader with a fading hairline, what good is a confirmation basis if that shizz ain’t confirming anything? I got more blind spots than an Airstream trailer, but I see every pitcher around baseball yesterday pitching well, and I ask you, take my hand and follow me to Conspiracy Loonloon Land. Am I wearing a tinfoil hat? Yes, what’s the alternative? I forgot my Big Jugs trucker hat and you want me to get melanoma? That’s awful, friend. We’re back with what I like to call: My Conspiracy That Getaway Day Is The Best Day For Pitching.
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